USC Football’s All-Time Best Name Team

Having a great name certainly makes some USC football players more memorable than others. Here’s a look at the Trojans’ all-time best names.

It’s the offseason, which means it’s time to focus on the trivial side of USC football before the serious stuff returns.

Cue our look at the best names in USC history. First, there are some essential honorable mentions to, well, mention.

The Troys. Being the men of Troy gives that particular name some special clout around USC football.

Per USC’s all-time letterman list, there have been a total of six Trojan Troys — quarterback Troy Winslow, defensive back Troy West, punter Troy Richardson, receiver Troy Garner, kicker Troy Van Blarcom and, the greatest of all those, safety Troy Polamalu.

There have been a total of six Troys to play for the Trojans.

With those out of the way, here’s some of the most humorous, ironic and fun names in Trojan history, none of which have ever been worn on the back of USC’s jerseys.

Pardon all the puns…

Starting QB: Morley Drury

Reserves: Irvine Warburton, Ellsworth Kissinger

You don’t run into too many Morley’s, Irvine’s, or Ellsworth’s these days, which means its no surprise that the three quarterbacks hail from the 1920s, 30s and 50s respectively.

Of course it’s not just solid first names they have going for them. Drury and Kissinger are exceptional surnames while Warburton evokes images of a great general on an impressive steed.

Starting FB: Sunny Byrd

Reserves: Verl Lillywhite, D.J. Shoemate

Before there was Dominique, there was Sunny. That’s a bright first name to start with, but paired with Byrd, there’s no question which fullback boasts the strongest name in USC history.

Lillywhite played for USC in the 1940s while Shoemate has to get a pass to be on this list after transferring to UConn.

Starting RB: Art Battle

Reserves: Leonard Livernash, Mazio Royster

Reggie Bush might’ve earned a spot on a list of most timely names, playing for USC in the height of the George W. Bush era. Instead, it’s Battle who reigns with a name that’s a work of Art.

Livernash, who captained USC’s 1915 squad, gets bonus points for alliteration while Mazio “Rolls” Royster simply rolls off the tongue.

Starting WR: JuJu Smith-Schuster, Speedy Hart

Reserves: Larry Parker, Josh Imatorbhebhe

Smith-Schuster’s given name is John and Hart’s is Alcee, but both are listed on USC’s all-time letterman list under their nicknames — JuJu and Speedy. That’s good enough to earn them all-name team honors at receiver.

Larry Parker, a starting receiver for USC in the ’90s put a hurting on other teams, which is fitting that he shares a name with a commercialized lawyer known for personal injury cases.

Imatorbhebhe hasn’t played a game for the Trojans yet, but Josh and his brother Daniel are already legends of the name game.

Starting TE: Pat McCool

Reserves: Gary Potter, Tyler Petite

McCool, who lettered three-years in the 1980s, might give McLovin a run for his money in the name department.

From a simple first name-last name perspective, Gary and Potter are pretty unexciting. But put them together and you’re a couple letters short of wizardry. At 6-foot-6, Petite’s name is just ironically fun.

Starting OT: Otis Page, Mike Scarpace

Reserve: Zach Banner

Fun Fact — Page is one of five Page’s to have lettered for USC, but is the only Otis of any variety to have worn the cardinal and gold.

Scarpace was the first recipient of the “Gloomy Gus” Henderson Award for greatest number of minutes during the season. He’s also one letter short of being a movie title.

As for Banner, his hulking 6-foot-9 frame makes his case as a flag carrier of sorts.

Starting OG: Titus Tuisasosopo, Damien Mama

Reserves: Leroy Littlejohn, Brad Budde 

Just say Titus Tuiasosopo out loud. The puns write themselves for Damien, who is one big Mama.

And then there’s Leroy Littlejohn, who played for the Trojans in 1942 and takes the award for best combination of alliteration and irony.

As for Budde? He was a hard-nosed, physical lineman that took home the 1979 Lombardi Award as All-American quarterback Paul McDonald’s favorite on-field buddy.

Starting C: Marv Goux

Reserves: Hudson Houck, Cyrus Hobbi

Goux is a legend at USC. He might have been an even a bigger one at LSU with that name.

Hudson Houck, who went on to be an assistant coach at USC, sounds like he should have gone on to star in movies.

It didn’t work out for Hobbi at center, but he can take heart that his name is still a winner, even against Stanford.