Twitter Tuesday: Dominque Byrd Is Tired Of Glitter & Trojans Tune In To College Hoops

Alright gang, it’s time to board the Twitter Express! Join us while we peruse some of the best bits from your favorite Trojans. Remember, retweets are not endorsements, and neither are embeds. So punch your tickets, and let’s get this show on the road:

This glitter bs has got to stop....
— Dominique Byrd (@TheRealDByrd) November 20, 2012

We can only wonder what this is about, Mr. Byrd.

Watching my team in espn2 right now in Maui ... Proud freakin trojan
— Zach Banner (@ZBNFL) November 20, 2012

We wish we could have been proud of the score. Men of Troy got smacked by the Fighting Illini of Illinois, 94-64.

I'm blessed to be to pass out 85 turkeys 2morrow 2 all the families living in Colton projects, where I grew up. #GodisGood#Thanksgiving
— Shareece Wright (@ShareeceWright) November 20, 2012

When you meet a potential mate, your first question should be.... "what kind of crazy r u?"
— Dominique Byrd (@TheRealDByrd) November 20, 2012

This is probably a good strategy.

We’ll keep that in mind, Mr. Colbert.

Don’t we all, Mr. Agholor.

Taking on Notre Dame in his first career start? Casual.

When you lack confidence, the TRUTH brings you uncertainty.
— Rozay Walker (@3ey3swalker) November 20, 2012

That’s deep, Mr. Walker.

AM I THE ONLY ONE THATS SOOOO EXCITED TO GO SEE THIS LOL #TEAMTWILIGHT http://t.co/XhB92hPo
— Stafon Johnson (@Stafonjohnson26) November 19, 2012

Ugh. You were doing so well at life until you admitted this, Mr. Johnson.

#Bel13ve we will keep fighting on
— Robert Woods (@robertwoods) November 19, 2012

Indeed you will, Mr. Woods.

A real American man grows a stache for the month of November to raise awareness for Prostate Cancer. #dirtysanchez http://t.co/QlZaKomh
— Kyle Negrete (@kylenegrete) November 19, 2012

You rock that stache, Mr. Negrete.

This is excellent. Well done, Mr. Jackson

Ronnie Lott must cringe at the way defensive players get penalized for "real football" hits. And I'm an offensive guy!
— Rodney Peete (@RodneyPeete9) November 19, 2012

How fo you think the fans feel, Mr. Peete?

Hard Times Tests Character & Strength. I will NEVER Give Up No Matter how TOUGH things seem
— Hayes Pullard lll (@HayesPullard) November 18, 2012

Well said, Mr. Pullard.

And once again, the #TweetOfTheDay belongs to none other than Mr. Randall Telfer:

"*Showering* Not hot enough. *turns knob 1/16th of an inch* Satan himself pours out of the shower head and licks your back"

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