Twitter Tuesday: Nelson Agholor Needs a Bike, Scott Starr Wants a Dog

Let’s take a ride on the Twitter Express and roll back the clock a few days and take in the very best of Twitter from the USC Family. Remember, retweets are not endorsements, and neither are embeds. Let’s begin.

Ain’t this the truth. Welcome to USC. Bienvenidos a Universidad del Sur de California.

Whoa. #HeadSpinning

Good to know.

We're going to have a Black tip shark in the living room, a Pitt bull, and a rottie. ?
— Scott Tyler Felix (@scottstarrfelix) June 25, 2012

With a room like that, the Virginia Tech team would be mighty jealous. Or maybe just the Philadelphia Eagles?

She can gold digg all she want,im not minding #truuuuu
— Brandon J Carswell (@TheDidster) June 25, 2012

There’s definitely some bread to be broken here, huh Brandon?

Yeoooo
— LenDale White (@thereal_lendale) June 25, 2012

Helllloooooooooooooooooooooo! La la laaaaaaa.

@somavainuku u come to my apt, eat my food, n threaten me in UFC? Oh Ive chosen my words carefully Hawaiian. Maybe you shoulda done the same
— Scott Tyler Felix (@scottstarrfelix) June 25, 2012

Quoting 300, FTW.

Say what? Oh, yeah, we keep forgetting you’re from Arkansas.

Its official...I'm going to join the Unibrow movement, resigning from the Beard movement coming soon #UniWeStand #hahah
— Alex M. Parsons (@A_Parsons67) June 25, 2012

If only this was about the real Anthony Davis. Wait, nevermind. We at Reign of Troy wish that USC’s Anthony Davis never gets saddled with a unibrow. Now, off to YouTube for highlights from 1974.

Unfortunately true.

Its almost JULY tho.... Wtf
— Dominique Byrd (@TheRealDByrd) June 25, 2012

Yerp.

Do kids ride on the back of the ice cream trucks anymore?
— Brandon J Carswell (@TheDidster) June 25, 2012

Isn’t that what Tony Hawk 3 is for?

Gents, this is headstone material. Absolute truth.

If you block someone, does that mean they can't see your tweets?
— Randall Telfer (@RandallTelfer) June 26, 2012

Yes. And no, you didn’t block us.

This service blows
— Marshall Jones Jr. (@MarshallJones27) June 26, 2012

Not us, I hope.

How awkward is it when you accept a compliment that wasnt for you?
— Randall Telfer (@RandallTelfer) June 26, 2012

Kinda, I guess it depends though.

Here she go wit these damn facial expressions on pics! ... I get so confused, does the flash only go once? Is there no preview screen?
— Dominique Byrd (@TheRealDByrd) June 25, 2012

Aren’t those kind of pictures solely for Myspace?

I'll flood y'all timelines everyday!!
— Brandon J Carswell (@TheDidster) June 25, 2012

Yes, but we only show the world on Tuesday. Class, dismissed.

Twitter Tuesday: Nelson Agholor Needs a Bike, Scott Starr Wants a Dog

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