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Alright gang, it’s time to board the Twitter Express! We took a brief hiatus from travel after the holidays, but we are back and ready to take you on this hilarious ride once more. Join us while we peruse some of the best bits from your favorite Trojans. Remember, retweets are not endorsements, and neither are embeds. So punch your tickets, and let’s get this show on the road:
Congratulations, Mr. Woods!
It's not the dogs fault if you have to put a muzzle on him/her every time you go for a walk. It's 100% your fault. Be a better owner.
— Taylor Ashton (@TaylorAshton17) April 30, 2013
Word up.
Destroy what destroys you..! Goodnight y'all...
— Randall Telfer (@RandallTelfer) April 30, 2013
Nice Pro Tip, Mr. Telfer.
Texting people who don't have iMessage... Yes you are looked down upon lol
— Soma Vainuku (@somavainuku) April 30, 2013
They are just the WORST.
Where's my sandmich? Lol
— RASTALIFTED (@trojanmoodster) April 30, 2013
Excellent question.
— TJ McDonald (@tmcdonaldjr) April 30, 2013
Good luck in St. Louis, Mr. McDonald!
"@salaams_from_68: McDonalds to Consider All Day Breakfast Menu? http://t.co/W5te179TON" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
— Dominique Byrd (@TheRealDByrd) April 30, 2013
This is the greatest news of all time.
This is a fact.
Don’t we all? #workingproblems
#Iseewhatyoudidthere
MESSAGE TO ALL ASPIRING D1 ATHLETES AND/OR PROFESSIONAL ATHLETES!!!!! SCOUTS/BUSINESS MEN DO MOT LIKE SEEING YOU SAY THE N WORD IN PUBLIC!!!
— Zach Banner (@ZBNFL) April 29, 2013
Preach, Mr. Banner.
From 6th grade Bible studies to Mater Dei to USC and now brothers of the fourth! What a journey! @mattbarkley http://t.co/2sNpqpTh6c
— Khaled Holmes (@KhaledHolmes) April 29, 2013
Good luck in the NFL, gentlemen!
Girls have their avi lookin like VS angels but they look like gucci mane in person.. its things like this why i have trust issues..! ?
— Randall Telfer (@RandallTelfer) April 29, 2013
This is just great.
Time to start learning how to punt ice cubes in a blizzard. Lets do this!
— Kyle Negrete (@kylenegrete) April 29, 2013
Definitely necessary where you’re going!
Just wanna thank everyone for their love and support ..really appreciate it . And good luck to all my Trojans teammates/fam..much love moods
— RASTALIFTED (@trojanmoodster) April 29, 2013
Good luck, Mr. McNeal!
i feel bad for the people who have to read our instructor evaluations.. i just saw a guy describe his favorite baseball player instead.
— Randall Telfer (@RandallTelfer) April 29, 2013
Welp.
#GetErDone
It takes one person to make someone feel like they are something, belong to something, and beautiful just the way they are
— Zach Banner (@ZBNFL) April 29, 2013
Well said, Mr. Banner.
Hey rookies one rule about the NFL: KNOW what got you here, and KNOW what's gonna keep you here...HIGH PERFORMANCE BUSINESS
— Terrell Thomas (@TerrellThomas24) April 29, 2013
Let em know!