Twitter Tuesday: Trojans Talk Spring Camp, Telfer Gets “Catfished”

Alright gang, it’s time to board the Twitter Express! We took a brief hiatus from travel after the holidays, but we are back and ready to take you on this hilarious ride once more. Join us while we peruse some of the best bits from your favorite Trojans. Remember, retweets are not endorsements, and neither are embeds. So punch your tickets, and let’s get this show on the road:

A Defense that Falls Together, Gets Back Up Together, Train Together, & Hits Together is called a PEAK Performing Defense. #HereWeCome
— Hayes Pullard lll (@HayesPullard) March 11, 2013

Get after it, Mr. Pullard.

Best believe this Offensive Lineman gonna have swag! http://t.co/lDhuRSvOdk
— Zach Banner (@ZBNFL) March 11, 2013

There will be some full speed collisions in the coliseum today!
— DK (@DevonKennard) March 9, 2013

Good foundation, just need to build from here! This new defense is fun to play in!!
— DK (@DevonKennard) March 6, 2013

Glad to have you back, Mr. Kennard.

1 midterm down, now off to study for this construction engineering midterm at 6:30 tonight.. #ifeellikedieing
— Dion Bailey (@dbailey_18) March 11, 2013

You can do it, Mr. Bailey!

Ain't called her in two days gotta let her mind wander
— tone bone ?? (@NoCutz) March 12, 2013

Oh, we are playing THAT game?!

The new cool ranch Doritos locos taco!!! ???
— Soma Vainuku (@somavainuku) March 12, 2013

They are pretty dope, if we do say so ourselves.

My hoop game was ON tnight tho.... even if only I care, iiiii feel great lol.
— Dominique Byrd (@TheRealDByrd) March 12, 2013

And that’s all that matters, Mr. Byrd.

Is it ever fun? #questionsthatneedanswers

This…what?

French onion sun chips never get old.. They do make your breath smell like camel poo though
— Randall Telfer (@RandallTelfer) March 12, 2013

Camel Poo?! #laughsondeck

Beef, no question.

You can give people the keys to success but they gotta find the door themselves
— tone bone ?? (@NoCutz) March 12, 2013

True stuff, Mr. Burnett.

Cool airport pic.twitter.com/PLiZo1BXF3
— Robert Woods (@robertwoods) March 12, 2013

Looks like you went down the rabbit hole.

#RIP Brandon Knight.

Well played, Telfer. Well played.

The 110 is sus now. They gotta be over that fast track don't nobody even be in them lanes
— tone bone ?? (@NoCutz) March 11, 2013

These are facts.

Happens to the best of us, Mr. Agholor.

Did I tell y'all that I got catfished this weekend? No? Maybe we'll discuss it tomorrow lol
— Randall Telfer (@RandallTelfer) March 11, 2013

We really can’t wait for this story.

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