Alright gang, it’s time to board the Twitter Express! We took a brief hiatus from travel after the holidays, but we are back and ready to take you on this hilarious ride once more. Join us while we peruse some of the best bits from your favorite Trojans. Remember, retweets are not endorsements, and neither are embeds. So punch your tickets, and let’s get this show on the road:
Just drove by USC and alot of memories hit me
— VidaL Hazelton (@Vidal_Hazelton7) March 5, 2013
#FightOnForever
Been a tough rode but tomorrow I get to strap it up with my teammates again... Looking forward to flying around! #Blessed
— DK (@DevonKennard) March 4, 2013
Welcome back, Mr. Kennard.
"My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world."
— Devian (@jeromeshelton17) March 5, 2013
-Muhammad Ali
Wise words, Mr. Shelton.
“@KevinGraf77: Can't wait for spring ball to start. 24 hours till I get to start hitting again." I hate you already..
— DK (@DevonKennard) March 4, 2013
Let the games begin.
Ready for that spring ball tommorrow been tooo long http://t.co/Njs2eA5kHe
— Justin Davis (@JD_22bsm) March 5, 2013
Get after it, Mr. Davis!
@TrojanMan_21 drinks danimals yogurt like no ones business
— Max Browne (@MaxBrowne4) March 3, 2013
@TrojanMan_21 Gets a haircut every other day. Didn't know that was possible
— Max Browne (@MaxBrowne4) March 3, 2013
Best “Twitter Beef” ever.
Alright one round of black ops then the books!
— Randall Telfer (@RandallTelfer) March 5, 2013
Ok 5 rounds
— Randall Telfer (@RandallTelfer) March 5, 2013
#gamerproblems
This is just fantastic for so many reasons.
Hey ladies, #whohurtyou lmao
— tone bone ?? (@NoCutz) March 5, 2013
This really is the all important question.
Cutest little man feeding the ducks at the lake today. I saw God today. Be blessed my friends. pic.twitter.com/xTLtyq65d3
— Kyle Negrete (@kylenegrete) March 5, 2013
We appreciate the sentiment, Mr. Negrete.
The DMV by SC is the sickest one known to man lol
— tone bone ?? (@NoCutz) March 4, 2013
This is an indisputable fact.
I have been asking myself this same question since the update.
Feels good having that degree come in the mail finally.. That is something no one will ever be able to take from me. #USCgraduate
— DK (@DevonKennard) March 4, 2013
Congratulations, Mr. Kennard!
You cannot demand something out of someone else that you can't do yourself lol
— tone bone ?? (@NoCutz) March 4, 2013
Truth.
Let me see some more Californians walkin around with sweat suits on and hoodies like its cold outside! It's 70 degrees and the sums out!
— Zach Banner (@ZBNFL) March 4, 2013
#LeftCoastBestCoast
Bruhs walked into the DMV smellin like corn and tillamook cheese
— Brandon J Carswell (@TheDidster) March 4, 2013
…what?
The homie @tajgibson22 left his mark lol #USC http://t.co/DaM0aoZCP3
— Kevin Greene (@KevinGreene81) March 4, 2013
That’s awesome.
Trip to DMV ruined my day.
— Keith Rivers (@rivers55) March 4, 2013
Why was everyone at the DVM today??
Just seen a lady bring a folding stool chair to the DMV #awesome
— Keith Rivers (@rivers55) March 4, 2013
WINNER.
Cooking bacon with your shirt off is not a good idea....
— Lawrence Jackson (@LoJackson94) March 4, 2013
Ever.
I paid alot of money for these beat headphones lady, plz don't tap me on the shoulder and ask me to turn my music down..
— VidaL Hazelton (@Vidal_Hazelton7) March 4, 2013
It's not my fault go complain to Dr Dre and them
— VidaL Hazelton (@Vidal_Hazelton7) March 4, 2013
This is just great.
The poison of bitterness can only be cured by the sweetness of grace.
— Kyle Negrete (@kylenegrete) March 4, 2013
Very true, Mr. Negrete.
<----SMS Catfisher
— Brandon J Carswell (@TheDidster) March 5, 2013
Well…alright then.