Twitter Tuesday: Dominque Byrd Is Tired Of Glitter & Trojans Tune In To College Hoops


Alright gang, it’s time to board the Twitter Express! Join us while we peruse some of the best bits from your favorite Trojans. Remember, retweets are not endorsements, and neither are embeds. So punch your tickets, and let’s get this show on the road:

We can only wonder what this is about, Mr. Byrd.

We wish we could have been proud of the score. Men of Troy got smacked by the Fighting Illini of Illinois, 94-64.

This is probably a good strategy.

We’ll keep that in mind, Mr. Colbert.

Don’t we all, Mr. Agholor.

Taking on Notre Dame in his first career start? Casual.

That’s deep, Mr. Walker.

Ugh. You were doing so well at life until you admitted this, Mr. Johnson.

Indeed you will, Mr. Woods.

You rock that stache, Mr. Negrete.

This is excellent. Well done, Mr. Jackson

How fo you think the fans feel, Mr. Peete?

Well said, Mr. Pullard.

And once again, the #TweetOfTheDay belongs to none other than Mr. Randall Telfer:

"*Showering* Not hot enough. *turns knob 1/16th of an inch* Satan himself pours out of the shower head and licks your back"