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Watching footage of parents meeting up with their children after the tornado in Moore is so powerful. Wow! Continue to pray for Oklahoma.

— Kyle Negrete (@kylenegrete) May 21, 2013

#PRAY for Oklahoma

— Matt Leinart (@MattLeinartQB) May 21, 2013

Oklahoma is in my thoughts and prayers

— Zach Banner (@FOE_ZB73) May 21, 2013

Thoughts out to those affected by the tornadoes in Oklahoma. I don’t know too much about the situation, but I hear they’ve been devastating.

— Khaled Holmes (@KhaledHolmes) May 20, 2013

Praying for Oklahoma

— Terrell Thomas (@TerrellThomas24) May 20, 2013

Thinking about those in Oklahoma. A tragedy in every sense of the word… #PrayForOklahoma

— Lawrence Jackson (@LoJackson94) May 20, 2013

Wide shot of the massive destruction in Moore, Oklahoma. Wow! This is crazy. Pray pray pray. twitter.com/kylenegrete/st…

— Kyle Negrete (@kylenegrete) May 20, 2013

Moore Oklahoma is gone

— Alex Holmes (@Trojan81) May 20, 2013

“@qpowe17: I’m gone in the AM

Alright gang, it’s time to board the Twitter Express! Join us while we peruse some of the best bits from your favorite Trojans. Remember, retweets are not endorsements, and neither are embeds. So punch your tickets, and let’s get this show on the road:

These @eagles vets are fantastic! True pros who love the game and are always trying to get better

— Matthew Barkley (@MattBarkley) May 13, 2013

Awesome getting to meet and interact with the vets today.There is so much to learn and it’s awesome being around knowledgable pros!

— Khaled Holmes (@KhaledHolmes) May 13, 2013

Fish doesn’t want to win a ring without @kobebryant . Come on now guys. Of course he was going to turn that over. #LakerForLife

— Taylor Ashton (@TaylorAshton17) May 14, 2013

Well that explains everything.

Ugh RT @_happy_gilmore: Here’s the gif of Bryce Harper running face first into the wall and dying -> bit.ly/16w51FL #prayers

— Alex Holmes (@Trojan81) May 14, 2013

Yikes!

Ghetto politics on my timeline all the time lol. All irrelevant everything.

— Tony Burnett (@NoCutz) May 14, 2013

Yes, that.

One of my favorite letters to write was a capital L. Just awesome look to it.

— Taylor Ashton (@TaylorAshton17) May 14, 2013

It is a pretty nice letter.

Hitting my squabble In Tampa …

— Nelson Agholor (@NelsonAgh15) May 14, 2013

…squabble?

I HATE when people stand UNDER my a** in line…. Chipotle is FAMOUS for this mess…. CAN I LIVE?

— Dominique Byrd (@TheRealDByrd) May 14, 2013

Hey. The push for chicken burritos is REAL.

Had a great weekend up in Seattle for #rookieminicamp Such a great opportunity that I’ll never forget… instagram.com/p/ZRqX0BKsxc/

— Drew McAllister (@DMAC_19) May 14, 2013

Good luck, Mr. McAllister!

Everyone ease go read this article written on my former teammate & good friend Rhett Ellison athletesquarterly.com/athletes/rhett…

— Emon Saee (@SaeeUSC17) May 14, 2013

Well, if you insist.

Instead of celebrating how crazy Titus Young is, why doesn’t someone help him? Media making fun of him isn’t helping.

— Alex Holmes (@Trojan81) May 14, 2013

Excellent point, Mr. Holmes.

I think I should be a pro wrestler

— Zack Kusnir (@REAL_ZackKusnir) May 13, 2013

Well you do have the look.

Do you have any goals? Or u just out here?

— Tony Burnett (@NoCutz) May 13, 2013

Did anyone else see what OJ looks like now??? Wow

— Kevin Greene (@KevinGreene81) May 13, 2013

The mighty have fallen. HARD.

Summer has officially begun! Just finished last final!

— Leonard Williams (@LWtrojan94) May 13, 2013

Way to handle that first year of college. One down, three to go!

Ladies: If you’re a Cancer, tell me ahead of time….. give me a chance to run

— Dominique Byrd (@TheRealDByrd) May 13, 2013

Welp. I guess I am out of the running.

Alright gang, it’s time to board the Twitter Express! We took a brief hiatus from travel after the holidays, but we are back and ready to take you on this hilarious ride once more. Join us while we peruse some of the best bits from your favorite Trojans. Remember, retweets are not endorsements, and neither are embeds. So punch your tickets, and let’s get this show on the road:

How u leave him open?

— Robert Woods (@robertwoods) May 7, 2013

How do you leave ginobli open

— Jawanza Starling (@JayStar_29) May 7, 2013

So disappointing. BS. U leave the ASSASIN open??

— Dominique Byrd (@TheRealDByrd) May 7, 2013

We all wanna know the same thing. #struggles

Ginobili!!!! More than making up for that weak shot last time lol!

— Khaled Holmes (@KhaledHolmes) May 7, 2013

This game is the epitome of playoff basketball

— Jawanza Starling (@JayStar_29) May 7, 2013

Andrew Bogut defense is DOODOOMINTS…hands down, feet sluggish, gtfoh

— Dominique Byrd (@TheRealDByrd) May 7, 2013

…DooDooMints?

Someone tell that chick who is screaming to STFU!!!

— Emon Saee (@SaeeUSC17) May 7, 2013

Yes. Immediately.

If you’re a bad driver, you shouldn’t be allowed to drivein the rain.

— Taylor Ashton (@TaylorAshton17) May 7, 2013

So…everyone is LA?

It’s not cool to steal, unless we’re talkin about baseball.

— Taylor Ashton (@TaylorAshton17) May 7, 2013

Well played.

Embrace the struggle just as much as u enjoy the success. It’s not about where you’re going, as much as how u get there. #journey

— Thomas Williams (@T_Williams56) May 7, 2013

Truth.

I get to host an advanced screening of Star Trek in San Diego this weekend.Win an invite for you and a friend bit.ly/ZN4JGz

— Troy Polamalu (@tpolamalu) May 7, 2013

Sounds like a plan!

Football is teaching me how hard work is necessary for the things I want to achieve. #USC #FightOn… instagram.com/p/ZAASjlIl3O/

— Devian Shelton (@jeromeshelton17) May 7, 2013

Get after it, Mr. Shelton!

The fact that ill be partaking in an NFL mini camp this weekend is surreal..

— Tony Burnett (@NoCutz) May 6, 2013

Good luck, Mr. Burnett!