Twitter Tuesday: Trojans Talk Spring Camp, Telfer Gets “Catfished”

Alright gang, it’s time to board the Twitter Express! We took a brief hiatus from travel after the holidays, but we are back and ready to take you on this hilarious ride once more. Join us while we peruse some of the best bits from your favorite Trojans. Remember, retweets are not endorsements, and neither are embeds. So punch your tickets, and let’s get this show on the road:

A Defense that Falls Together, Gets Back Up Together, Train Together, & Hits Together is called a PEAK Performing Defense. #HereWeCome

— Hayes Pullard lll ✌ (@FightOn10) March 11, 2013

Get after it, Mr. Pullard.

Best believe this Offensive Lineman gonna have swag! instagr.am/p/Wu07wjljuv/

— Zach Hulk Banner (@FOE_ZB73) March 11, 2013

There will be some full speed collisions in the coliseum today!

— Devon Kennard (@DevonKennard42) March 9, 2013

Good foundation, just need to build from here! This new defense is fun to play in!!

— Devon Kennard (@DevonKennard42) March 6, 2013

Glad to have you back, Mr. Kennard.

1 midterm down, now off to study for this construction engineering midterm at 6:30 tonight.. #ifeellikedieing

— Dion Bailey (@dbailey_18) March 11, 2013

You can do it, Mr. Bailey!

Ain’t called her in two days gotta let her mind wander

— Tony Burnett (@NoCutz) March 12, 2013

Oh, we are playing THAT game?!

The new cool ranch Doritos locos taco!!!

— soma vainuku (@somavainuku) March 12, 2013

They are pretty dope, if we do say so ourselves.

My hoop game was ON tnight tho…. even if only I care, iiiii feel great lol.

— Dominique Byrd (@TheRealDByrd) March 12, 2013

And that’s all that matters, Mr. Byrd.

The hospital so boring man lol

— Tony Burnett (@NoCutz) March 12, 2013

Is it ever fun? #questionsthatneedanswers

This foo baby bout to be born and he borderline finna get kicked out I’m steamin

— Tony Burnett (@NoCutz) March 12, 2013

This…what?

French onion sun chips never get old.. They do make your breath smell like camel poo though

— Randall Telfer (@RandallTelfer) March 12, 2013

Camel Poo?! #laughsondeck

What flavor noodles taste worst beef or shrimp ?

— Nelson Agholor (@NelsonAgh15) March 12, 2013

Beef, no question.

You can give people the keys to success but they gotta find the door themselves

— Tony Burnett (@NoCutz) March 12, 2013

True stuff, Mr. Burnett.

Cool airport twitter.com/robertwoods/st…

— Robert Woods (@robertwoods) March 12, 2013

Looks like you went down the rabbit hole.

Lmao i didnt kno what sport was on ESPN. Buddy got Moss’d, Dunked on, and ran over all in the same play

— TJ McDonald (@tmcdonaldjr) March 12, 2013

#RIP Brandon Knight.

this black on black crime has got to stop!! what is this world coming to?!? God Help us! twitter.com/RandallTelfer/…

— Randall Telfer (@RandallTelfer) March 11, 2013

Well played, Telfer. Well played.

The 110 is sus now. They gotta be over that fast track don’t nobody even be in them lanes

— Tony Burnett (@NoCutz) March 11, 2013

These are facts.

Day light saving got me all sorts of confused this morning

— Nelson Agholor (@NelsonAgh15) March 11, 2013

Happens to the best of us, Mr. Agholor.

Did I tell y’all that I got catfished this weekend? No? Maybe we’ll discuss it tomorrow lol

— Randall Telfer (@RandallTelfer) March 11, 2013

We really can’t wait for this story.