Alright gang, it’s time to board the Twitter Express! We took a brief hiatus from travel after the holidays, but we are back and ready to take you on this hilarious ride once more. Join us while we peruse some of the best bits from your favorite Trojans. Remember, retweets are not endorsements, and neither are embeds. So punch your tickets, and let’s get this show on the road:
Can’t wait until tomorow to see my dawgs @tmcdonaldjr @rdr_21 @jaystar_29 eat!!
— Gerald Bowman (@Gerald_Bowman) February 26, 2013
Starling, throwing a plug to his fellow Trojans working out at the NFL Combine.
Why do black people say they are close when they are literally an hour away — Nelson Agholor (@NelsonAgh15) February 26, 2013
#QuestionsThatNeedAnswers
People in florida don’t know the trouble man will go through just for some roscoes
— Nelson Agholor (@NelsonAgh15) February 26, 2013
It really is THAT serious.
Why when you tell someone your married they flirt harder like its some kind of trick to get them to like you more. #coldshower — Billy Miller (@BillyMiller83) February 26, 2013
The Thirst Is Real.
Just left the Oline room after a great Playbook study to put up shots at the Galen… Dare u to believe I’m stoping my life for your doubts
— Zach Banner (@FOE_ZB73) February 26, 2013
We see you, Mr. Banner!
Looks like @barrettajones and I have the place to ourselves tonight lol twitter.com/MattBarkley/st… — Matthew Barkley (@MattBarkley) February 26, 2013
#InsidetheNFLCombine
#thingsidonttrust one ply toilet paper..!
— Randall Telfer (@RandallTelfer) February 26, 2013
True stuff man, it’s suspect as heck!
Tryna be great cuz being good sometimes jus isn’t good enough #stayworkin — Allen Bradford (@AllenBradford21) February 25, 2013
Well said, Mr. Bradford.
I want to take the Chevy emblem off the back of my car and put the batman symbol where can I get this done ?
— Tony Burnett (@NoCutz) February 25, 2013
Somewhere where awesomeness is sold, probably.
The next person who almost walks into me.. Will get that hit stick! — soma vainuku (@somavainuku) February 25, 2013
#AggressiveTweet
There is a guy on Bart,Gucci hat,p-nut butter leather jacket,cream sweater under..going absolutely DUMB!!! In the middle of everyone!! Lol
— Brandon J Carswell (@TheDidster) February 25, 2013
#BayAreaProblems
I’ve come to learn some of yo homies envy your life so much they’ll hate on you and I can accept that — Tony Burnett (@NoCutz) February 25, 2013
It’s like that sometimes.
Young money ain’t long money. Let it marinate..
— Tony Burnett (@NoCutz) February 25, 2013
#Wisdom
I never started from the bottom. My mama worked her tail off so we wouldn’t have to..! And I give her, my pops and God all the credit..! — Randall Telfer (@RandallTelfer) February 25, 2013
Shout out to upward mobility!
Who made up “bae” point me to them so I can backhand strike them wit the power of Jesus
— Tony Burnett (@NoCutz) February 25, 2013
Let us know, too; we fully support this initiative.
I love Meryl Streep but she was just scratching her butt for sure. #Oscars — Alex Holmes (@Trojan81) February 25, 2013
Glad we aren’t the only ones who thought so.
Show me a good loser and I’ll show you a loser
— Scott Starr (@SS47ERA) February 24, 2013
Well played, Mr. Starr
