Twitter Tuesday: Josh Pinkard Loves Orange Soda, Alex Holmes Hates Groupies

Alright gang, it’s time to board the Twitter Express! We took a brief hiatus from travel after the holidays, but we are back and ready to take you on this hilarious ride once more. Join us while we peruse some of the best bits from your favorite Trojans. Remember, retweets are not endorsements, and neither are embeds. So punch your tickets, and let’s get this show on the road:

#IReallyDislike Groupies

— Alex Holmes (@Trojan81) January 28, 2013

Former Trojans shattering stereotypes, one tweet at a time.

“I love orange soda… I do, I do, I dooouuoo”

— Joshua pinkard (@J_pink36) January 29, 2013

#YouKnowYouGrewUpInThe90sWhen…

I’m way deeper than me

— NoFingerprints (@AkaQuito) January 29, 2013

If only we knew what this meant.

Man males are really out here wearing cheetah smh

— Tony Burnett (@NoCutz) January 28, 2013

We agree. Males is trippin, yo!

If you smack your food like a dog when you eat, I reserve the right to smack you with my plate.

— M. S. Mustain (@MitchMustain) January 28, 2013

I would actually LOVE to see you actually do this.

I think a deep voice would go perfect with my face.

— Brandon J Carswell (@TheDidster) January 29, 2013

Well…alright then.

FRUUUUUIT NINJA HAHAHAH

— Terrell Thomas (@TerrellThomas24) January 29, 2013

Looks like it just got real.

Girl told me she dated every kind of guy. I said like who?, she said, “athletes, musicians, and producers”… twitter.com/RandallTelfer/…

— Randall Telfer (@RandallTelfer) January 29, 2013

Now I ain’t sayin she a gold digger…#Kanyevoice

Me and @maxtuerk on our Executive CEO flowtwitter.com/CodyKessler6/s…

— Cody Kessler✝ (@CodyKessler6) January 29, 2013

Frat so hard?

Life changes

— TJ McDonald (@tmacUSC7) January 29, 2013

That it does.

Don’t take life too seriously, you’ll never get out alive.

— Scott Starr (@SS47ERA) January 28, 2013

Well that’s one way of putting it.

Zero fun, sir

— Dominique Byrd (@TheRealDByrd) January 28, 2013

Remember the Titans, FTW.

People really don’t get enough credit for their stupidity.

— Tony Burnett (@NoCutz) January 26, 2013

…This is true.

Why is the letter J not on the periodic table??

— Randall Telfer (@RandallTelfer) January 23, 2013

#QuestionsThatNeedAnswers