Twitter Tuesday: Trojans Finish Finals and Randall Telfer Is Not On A Boat

Alright gang, it’s time to board the Twitter Express! Join us while we peruse some of the best bits from your favorite Trojans. Remember, retweets are not endorsements, and neither are embeds. So punch your tickets, and let’s get this show on the road:

Vampire freaks.. Oh aight.. Cool
— Phantom of the Chakras (@EWrighteous21) December 18, 2012

And the award for Out of Context Tweet Of the Day Goes To…

These women crazy out here y'all,don't trust these women bundled up at the bus stop or at the Bart station..they have ants in their head
— Brandon J Carswell (@TheDidster) December 18, 2012

…We stand corrected.

Well played, sir.

Time to get that USC degree!! #TrojanFamily
— Matt Barkley (@MattBarkley) December 17, 2012

Congratulations, Matt!

Last final of the semester.. #Engage
— Scott Tyler Felix (@scottstarrfelix) December 18, 2012

Finals for college students= Gameday, and if they lose, they just retake the class again... Finals for athletes= life or death
— Zach Banner (@ZBNFL) December 17, 2012

Good luck, boys!

If I saw Andy Milanokis in the street I'd probably fight him hahaha
— Scott Tyler Felix (@scottstarrfelix) December 17, 2012

Welp. Alright then!

Who the devil let melo score 22 points in one quarter? Who's responsible?
— Randall Telfer (@RandallTelfer) December 14, 2012

We all wanna know the same thing.

Find the one that makes your soul tremble from their beauty as a person, but who also puts your mind at rest with their words
— Zach Banner (@ZBNFL) December 17, 2012

Well said, Mr. Banner.

Girls stay tweeting break up song lyrics. Lol
— Scott Tyler Felix (@scottstarrfelix) December 17, 2012

We are emotional creatures, Mr. Starr! Deal with it!

I make fun of ppl who get a #1 supersize then get a diet coke but I just got a skinny latte with extra Carmel.....happy humble sunday lol
— Terrell Thomas (@TerrellThomas24) December 16, 2012

#AmericanProblems

I'm not on a boat
— Randall Telfer (@RandallTelfer) December 16, 2012

Whew. Good to know, this was something I was deeply concerned about all day.

In airport in Houston after a HUGE mexican meal. I am paying for it in a big way. Probably shouldn't eat for the next 72 hrs. #fat #overate
— Tony Boselli (@TonyBoselli) December 17, 2012

Man, do we feel bad for whoever had to sit next to you on the flight!

Some people are so far from the truth, they don't even recognize its identity....
— Dominique Byrd (@TheRealDByrd) December 17, 2012

True story, Mr. Byrd.

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