Twitter Tuesday: #TelferTweets & Other Gems From USC’s Athletes

Alright gang, it’s time to board the Twitter Express! Join us while we peruse some of the best bits from your favorite Trojans. Remember, retweets are not endorsements, and neither are embeds. So punch your tickets, and let’s get this show on the road:

Money may not solve every problem, but i’m guessing it would solve my money problem. #TelferTweets

— Randall Telfer (@RandallTelfer) July 31, 2012

Right you are, Mr. Telfer.

I see my phone has 10% battery left. Chillin. *5 minutes later. 2% battery. World War 3 Search and Rescue Operation Charger.

— Scott Starr (@SS47ERA) July 31, 2012

We know EXACTLY what you’re talking about!

What if I grabbed a little black kid by the shoulders and screamed, “I’M YOU!…FROM THE FUTURE!!” in his face..! #TelferTweets

— Randall Telfer (@RandallTelfer) July 31, 2012

I would pay good money to see this.

I love birthdays but I do think too many of them can kill you. #StarrTweets

— Scott Starr (@SS47ERA) July 31, 2012

I see what you did there, Mr. Starr.

Right after surgery, everything went well! It clearly didn’t affect my personality! #fighton instagr.am/p/NukUV_Mnzf/

— Devon Kennard (@DevonKennard42) July 31, 2012

Fight On, Devon!

Gettin my @trouty20 on twitter.com/MattBarkley/st…

— Matthew Barkley (@MattBarkley) July 30, 2012

Ok, Mr. Barkley, we see you! We had no idea you were a two sport athlete!

Girls find out everything, I advise you to not lie to them. #TelferTweets

— Randall Telfer (@RandallTelfer) July 30, 2012

How right you are, Telfer.

Please people…. Don’t watch espn and think u KNOW sports. Just a friendly reminder

— Dominique Byrd (@TheRealDByrd) July 30, 2012

Dang, and we thought we were golden!

Speaking to the campers at Downey High. #Blessed twitter.com/tmacUSC7/statu…

— TJ McDonald (@tmacUSC7) July 29, 2012

Way to give back to the kids, Mr. McDonald!

And, hereis the TWEET.OF.THE.DAY.

Just slammed a huge rack of ribs at Lucille’s. I dare someone to pull my finger

— Brandon Hancock (@BrandonJHancock) July 31, 2012

Seriously, I laughed out loud.