Twitter Tuesday: Miller’s Macbook Went For A Swim and Telfer Plays Monopoly

Alright guys, it’s once again time to board the Twitter Express! Join us while we peruse some of the best bits from your favorite Trojans. Remember, retweets are not endorsements, and neither are embeds. So punch your tickets, and let’s get this show on the road:

My MacBook got wet does putting it in a bag of rice really work? If not what does because I’m about to go crazy Billy Miller (@BillyMiller83) July 3, 2012

That, Mr. Miller, is what we like to call a #FirstWorldProblem.

This waterproof TampaxPearl BS has got to stop………… — Dominique Byrd (@TheRealDByrd) July 3, 2012

  There is literally nothing I can say to make this anymore WTF than it already is.

How many friendships have been destroyed by monopoly? — Randall Telfer (@Randallb82) July 3, 2012

I’m still not speaking to Michael for putting two hotels on Boardwalk.

Nope. But the more sensitive types eschew such thoughts. “@ClintStoerner: Am I wrong for thinkin they should hang Sandusky??”

— Mitch Mustain (@MitchMustain) July 3, 2012

Tell us how you really feel, Mitch.

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